“Captured as you were, in your quest for yet another trophy kill, the Court of the Forest, an egalitarian body, releases you back into the wild, to continue your human pursuits, armed with the same protections we all share here in the great outdoors — our wits, our God-given skills, and speed. Speed’s a biggie. Good luck and good hunting.”
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